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"And Then There Was The Time ..."
Dropping Names: 60 Plus Years of Broadcasting Memories
by Bill Owen
St. Johann Press, 2013.
ilius., index. 121 pgs,
ISBN 978-1-937943-11-0
$18.95, paperback.
www.StJohannPress.com
St. Johann Press, PO Box 241
Haworth NJ 07641
Book Review by Mark Anderson
(From Radio Recall, October 2013)
With this new book Bill Owen revisits the
lighter side of the broadcasting industry and his
place in it. Owen had a fine and lengthy career. In
recent years he has written books of trivia; and he
is the co-author of the widely-acclaimed research
tool, the reference book The Big Broadcast
1920-1950: Radio's Golden Age, Scarecrow
Press, 1997; Viking Press, 1966, 1972.
Owen clearly had a good time putting this
book together. At one point he calls it his "stream-of-
consciousness." He also calls it a
"remembrance." There is both gain and loss in
this approach. The best of it occurs when he turns
a name into an anecdote. Insight into the industry
is what Owen can offer. And when he does, it is
spot-on. His writing style is clumsy and run-on;
but even bad syntax can evoke admiration. Other
passages happen in which names come tumbling
out and the clumsy style is magnified. Wading
through these paragraphs, I felt perplexed.
Many sections lead us through good, lifechanging
stuff. Owen recounts his upbringing in
Bismarck, North Dakota, where he worked in
radio and played baseball. A couple of names
emerge. Peggy Lee, as a teen-ager, had a gig as
a singer in a hotel coffee shop in Fargo. Well,
Bill's father frequented the place, and told him
about the experience. And, Owen's ball club was
pretty good, but their championship bids were
repeatedly thwarted by a crack team from Fargo,
headed up by a strapping young hitter named
Roger Maris.
Owen's military service engendered his
ambition to pursue aviation; and he also learned
broadcasting. Pursuing the latter, his work ethic
gained him recognition for his voice and his
aplomb as a host. His reliability for daily studio
tasks earned him stints as an on-air reader and
as substitute for the great ones in the business,
Howard Cosell included. Thrilling it is. then, when
Owen busts out with a story about his sprint
across mid-town Manhattan sidewalks. He had
wrapped up a radio show in one building and was
scheduled for a TV stint at a studio significant
blocks distant. He made it, with barely time to
straighten his tie.
"Management is terribly unfair" is a
rousing refrain from The Pajama Game. In that
vein Owen writes about the managers at ABC-NewYork deciding to modernize by installing new
all-the-rage digital clocks. Hey wait a minute, was
the cry! Announcers need the sweep secondhand,
don'cha know??!! Station identification;
feeds coming in and going out; buttons to push;
all precision stuff, right? Owen remembers ABC
spending ten grand for the new clocks, then ten
again to put the old clocks back.
Even in the midst of a disorgamzed text,
Owen can still come out with a free-wheeling
story. The importance of auditions has stuck with
him an these years. Once during his years at
ABC-New York he got off his overnight shift at 6
AM, and showed up groggy for an early morning
audition to read a commercial. He was chosen
from a roomful of illustrious folks and he names
many of them. Verne Smith (Kay Kyser's "Dean"),
and Bud Collyer, will suffice.
Owen gives his light touch to the lore at
quirky interviews. This one is a precursor to
today's reality shows and their feigned
spontaneity. For ABC's Discovery Owen
interviewed a potato farmer who was pretty
flustered. After several takes of flubbed lines and
re-set cameras, the farmer held up his pitchfork to
Owen and asked. "What do you call this thing,
again?" .
Without warning, the book fares poorly in
parts, and Owen's bad writing appears in dogged
fashion. Sentences fizzle into a fog of distance
and there is not a glimmer of substance. How
many names are enough, especially in one
sentence? Fully a dozen political figures march
through one tortuous sentence, with commas
galore and not a whit of context, except that we
are to infer that Owen was there. It's a true
"Where's Waldo?" moment; and, well, I recall
some of the streets.
We might know that trouble is afoot when
Owen calls one chapter "Celebrities Galore."
What else is new? It is scattershot and doesn't
organize things at all. The chapter "Guarding the
King 's English" should have sooner been edited
out entirely. Owen cites examples of bad usage,
but he ends up sounding simply peevish. It's a
departure; Owen does not do peevish well. We all
have learned to roll with the punches regarding
the modern (and youthful) liberties and
innovations being taken with the language. We
best just let it ride.
I turned to the Index and came up with a
howler: Henry VIII. It's a cinch that Owen didn't
spot him at the Brown Derbyl No, no; the
reference is to Mickey Rooney who had just been
married, again. Actually, Rooney was at a
luncheon with his new bride the day after their
wedding. He quipped: "And people were saying
that this marriage wouldn't last!" Owen makes
something out of this glancing blow. Jon Voight is
another glancing blow, dutifully indexed, but only
by virtue of his role in Midnight Cowboy. He
carried the transistor radio which was playing the
voice of a OJ, a New York radio personality (also
indexed), who was the point. I kid you not.
Bill Owen continues to be applauded for
his contributions to broadcast history. He speaks
to packed social halls and keeps the industry in
the public eye. In spite of the book's editorial
faults, it is a nice compendium, and a good read.
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